I accomplished something last weekend I never thought possible: Shooting a round below par. The last time a chance like this came my way I choked like Heimlich. One supernatural day some 15 years ago I managed to birdie the benign 17th, and lurched unsteadily to the final tee box at a heart-hammering one under. I let out a roar of triumph after yet another drive found the center stripe, avoiding pitfalls both right and left. I had a perfect lie, a seven-iron approach to the elevated green, and a song in my heart, but my elation quickly gave way to abomination. Five minutes and five shots later, I tapped in numbly for a double bogey 6, and a then-personal best 73. The beer was strangely flat in the 19th hole, matching my mood perfectly. I knew deep down I had let a golden opportunity slip away, and my intuition proved correct.
Finally, an unlikely redemption. Details are superfluous, other than a holed bunker shot for birdie at the first, then two more birdies in the next four holes to creep to uncharted territory at three under par. I inevitably frittered away a few shots as the round progressed, rolled in an off-the-fringe 50-footer that clanged off the stick and went subterranean for another birdie on 16, and made seamless pars on the last two holes. Total strokes: 71.
I’m sure there are many more rounds in my future above 90 than below par, but what the hell—at least I’ve finished in red figures once, which is more than most golfers can ever say.



